Shopping with a sith

Previously on talking cock with cheryl....

Last week I commented on one of cheryl's picture that she looked like a sith in it...

Cher-Ryl: sith lady huh?

Me: i love sith ladies, coz im the jedi, we're opposites

Cher-Ryl: ahahahha

Me: you ain't have sith without jedi or vice versa

Cher-Ryl: i shoot lightning from my finger tips.
that is true
good and evil
are merely different standpoints on the same plane.

me: yeah... but that's coz the sith are insecure...
yeah
we jedi just gotta smile
and talk our way out
or maybe throw objects
or cry.... 'my hand my hand!

Cher-Ryl: hahahhahaha
ah well
lightning's cool
insecure or not
:P

me: dang
can i interest you with some cool lightsaber colour instead then ms sith?
we haev purple
blue
green
cyan
not just your regular red..
altho that fits nicely with your curvavious rubber costime
costume*
but you know.. red is not the colour for all occasions..
green does go quite well with lightning
blue goes with red blood

Cher-Ryl: you sell light sabers do you?
wow...
i'll take one of each please
can i join like the blue and the red... and i get purple?

me: haahahah sure
the purple is a rarity.. so 3 sabers but no discounts... sith or jedis don't need discounts!

Cher-Ryl: ahahahha
no..
the performance of the light saber depends only on the power of the wielder

me: exactly.... lightning or no
yes yes.. performance is dependance on wielder.. but
no performance like showmanship you know?
no biz like show biz
so blue and red and purple?
joining blue and red?
you think that goes?

Cher-Ryl: purple light saber will be the for the ultimate sith lady with an eye for fashion
hahahahaha
royal purple
sexy no?
hahahahha
XD
well, you could join blue and green... and get a light saber for the ocean
perfect for grilling fresh fish straight off the line.
mmmmmm... i can smell it now... fresh saber grilled grouper
aaaaah

me: ahhh..
you're a sith lady with fashion.. my my, you don't say :P

Cher-Ryl: hahahahhahahaha
uhuh you said it... i didn't
hahahhahah

me: in that case.. let me show yuo something really special
like SPECIAL

Cher-Ryl: ok
bring it on

me: i don't do this with all customers.. esp not a sith. they usually come blazing and not paying

Cher-Ryl: ahahhahah
ah well....

me: takes out a special saber.. with LV engraved on

Cher-Ryl: new breed of sith ladies will be... OOOOOOOOHHHH

me: here.. it's 'gold' ni colour!

Cher-Ryl: *blink blink*
wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh

me: only one in this galaxy

Cher-Ryl: waaah waaaaahh waaaaaaah
only 1 in the galaxy you say?
ok gimme 2 please

me: yoda will 'kill' for this...
but don't tell anyone.. i think he's 'werid' that way you know....
too much suprresing
there's only !

Cher-Ryl: ahhahaha

me: 1

Cher-Ryl: hahahhaha

me: ONE

Cher-Ryl: i was kidding
:P
it's a joke
HAHAHHAHAH
*katoing*
well
yoda can kiss my tight rubber ass
hmm.
gold would go pretty good with the purple too..

me: hahaha
yeah

Cher-Ryl: ok.
time to pay...?

me: anyway.. here take this sabers and get lost. jedi's and sith shouldn't be friends you nkow

Cher-Ryl: you accept credit cut?
slice slice

me: cut?

Cher-Ryl: hahahahaah

me: lol

Cher-Ryl: slice and ride

me: that's like 10mil banks

Cher-Ryl: hahahahhaha
yea
i know hahahahha

me: you can pay it back in installments when you wreck havoc in galaxies with your loot

Cher-Ryl: yayyyy
a sith knows a good deal when she sees one
hahhahaha

me: hehehe

Cher-Ryl: so rubbish

me: i gotta get back to work now mate

Cher-Ryl: !!!!
me too
hahaha
ttyl dude

me: haha
yeah

See how interesting work can get when you get to play jedi? :)